Fish Fancy Pillows

'...and all because you don't like bones in your fish!'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Carp, per diem.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'