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'Needs more kale.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'