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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Diet considerations.'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

The Nihilist Deli.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Healthy Eating Casualties