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All you can eat buffet!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I wish I'd had the review.

Holiday Supplies

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'How was the squid?'