Gluttony Explorer Prints

All you can eat buffet!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Platter confusion.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."