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Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"Leftovers"

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

World Meat Consumptiom

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Wow! This meal if fit for a king.'

'With respect, sir, we are a slow food restaurant.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."