Gluttonous Navigator T-Shirts

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

I wish I'd had the review.

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Platter confusion.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Decaying corpse

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Food Pyramid

I'll try the cod surprise.