Gluttonous Navigator Gifts

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

I wish I'd had the review.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Platter confusion.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

Decaying corpse

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

I'll try the cod surprise.

Food Pyramid

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"