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Toastquest!

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Harsh Mellows.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Holiday Supplies

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'It's my favorite.'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Platter confusion.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Decaying corpse

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"