Toasted Adventurer Gifts

Toastquest!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Harsh Mellows.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Holiday Supplies

'It's my favorite.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Platter confusion.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Decaying corpse