Big Brother Believer Pillows

After George Orwell

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Ghost School.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Confusionism'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Big Brother

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

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'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

A man playing with a baby

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Cheese Plaiters.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Big Eyes

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

You're being watched.