Big Brother Believer Gifts

After George Orwell

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Ghost School.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Radiator jazz player

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Confusionism'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Reflected Glory

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Cheese Plaiters.

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

Big Eyes

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'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Promises Kept

A man playing with a baby

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

Big Brother

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"