Big Brother Skeptic Gifts

You're being watched.

Big Eyes

'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!'

'I just didn't expect all the surveillance up here.'

"Neighbors say you saw a movie that featured someone critical of the government's corona measures. You better come with us."

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

The world of surveillance.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Reflected Glory

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'New money or old money?'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Your DNA is in the database.

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

A man playing with a baby

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'