Big Brother Fan Gifts

"Not the big brother?"

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Don't you think this is taking reality TV too far?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

The world of surveillance.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

The Mom quiz show

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Your DNA is in the database.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'So much for your 'Big Brother!''

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."

Big Eyes