Big Brother Fan Gifts

Where we put those evicted from Big Brother.

"Not the big brother?"

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Don't you think this is taking reality TV too far?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The world of surveillance.

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

The Mom quiz show

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

A man playing with a baby

Big Eyes

"I've noticed that all the security cameras follow me around."