Brotherly Jokes Fan Gifts

'Oh, no, I'm his brother Teeny, Weeny Todd.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

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'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

How Am I Driving?

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"Looks like beach weather."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Hair club for men.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Log-in name and password?

What salt shakers find amusing

"Any chance I could put myself up for adoption?"

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

"Me? blurring the boundaries between work and home? Go to your room at once!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

'Life isn't fair - My brother has a neat sister, but all I've got is this stupid brother!"