Brotherly Jokes Fan Gifts

'Oh, no, I'm his brother Teeny, Weeny Todd.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

How Am I Driving?

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Looks like beach weather."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

What salt shakers find amusing

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

Hair club for men.

"Me? blurring the boundaries between work and home? Go to your room at once!"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'Life isn't fair - My brother has a neat sister, but all I've got is this stupid brother!"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"