Brotherly Banter Gifts

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

The Brothers Grime

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

The Wellington Statue.

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'I turned wine into water.'

'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

Weddings...

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Enjoying a sudden decrease in vision and hearing, are we, Horndog? Well, guess who's enjoying a headache!"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Conversation in the country about theft

'Dad, how old do you have to be to qualify for a government bailout?'