Brotherly Banter Gifts

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

The Brothers Grime

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

The Wellington Statue.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Enjoying a sudden decrease in vision and hearing, are we, Horndog? Well, guess who's enjoying a headache!"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Weddings...

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Conversation in the country about theft

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

'Dad, how old do you have to be to qualify for a government bailout?'