Father-son Banter Gifts

'Dad, how old do you have to be to qualify for a government bailout?'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'