Father-son Dynamic Gifts

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'That's my boy...'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"I could never please my father. Whenever I did something he didn't approve of, he'd threaten to go public."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'