Father-to-son Gifts

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'That's my boy...'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

The men from the boys.

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."