Father-to-son Pillows

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'That's my boy...'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."