Child To Father Pillows

"Oh yeah?! My daddy may be a 'bottom feeder', but he's not a 'bottom sniffer'!!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Toys in the DVD Player.

"He looks just like your husband."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Mother CareBaby Gap

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'That's my boy...'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

Boy on father's knee

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.