Father-son Time Pillows

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

The men from the boys.

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."