Father-son Activities Pillows

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'That's my boy...'

Boy on father's knee

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

'Using live bait, I see.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

Father's Day

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

Mix up on the maternity ward.

"Dad, Can you mute the nature sounds? I'm on the phone."

'I'm a house-husband.'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'