Father-son Banter Lover Gifts

"One day son, all of this will be yours."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Boy on father's knee

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Tee for Two

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Tu Quoque

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.