Father-son Banter Lover Prints

"One day son, all of this will be yours."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy on father's knee

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Using live bait, I see.'

The men from the boys.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'You sure know how to get under my Dad's skin.'

Tee for Two

Donald questioned if his dad's guiding hand on his shoulder would remain with him forever.

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

Farm scene shows farmer and his son passing a pitchfork/catch fork display.

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