Brotherly Banter Appreciator Gifts

Noah's lesser known brother.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Touché"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Know-it-alls

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

The Wellington Statue.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'I never know when you're joking!'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I just got accepted to Yale." "I'd jump up and down for joy but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'We don't want these ugly worms anymore. Try it with roasted beef with red cabbage and mashed potatoes, some bottles of Beaujolais and for dessert strawberry ice and espresso.'

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"