Brotherly Banter Appreciator Gifts

Noah's lesser known brother.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Touché"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Know-it-alls

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

If I may paraphrase an old saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to urinate like racehorses." ! !

The Wellington Statue.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'I never know when you're joking!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

What did you see when you looked into my eyes, doctor? Two limpid pools. But I'm trying to control myself.

"I just got accepted to Yale." "I'd jump up and down for joy but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'We don't want these ugly worms anymore. Try it with roasted beef with red cabbage and mashed potatoes, some bottles of Beaujolais and for dessert strawberry ice and espresso.'

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'