Big Brother Watcher Gifts

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

CCTV camera watching paint dry.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'There's nothing on.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Homo Zapiens

Succession 2

"Beware of Don"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"What would you like to watch again?"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'