Big Brother Watcher Gifts

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

CCTV camera watching paint dry.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Einsteiners.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Succession 2

"Beware of Don"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Homo Zapiens

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"What would you like to watch again?"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Reflected Glory

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!