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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Team Leader

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Cheese Plaiters.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

After George Orwell

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Coffee Hydrant

Coffee or Coffee

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

My other Car is a Broom

'That Popemobile hologram is a godsend for you, eh, Holy Father? Another pint?