Brawn Believer Pillows

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Ghost School.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

William Shakespeare

Sermon on the Grounds...

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

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When moles dream...

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

Reference and Economic Reference.

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

The Fountain of Espresso

Hay-loes

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"Just give it to me straight - I wanna know my future no matter how bad it is..."

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

"It's pulling to the left."