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Coming back

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"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

'By god that man stinks!'

"You're afraid of what?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

Knight

Six arms, no waiting.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Profiles in Courage

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Group hug.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

'I'm cured!'

The indigo children.

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Will work for dental plan.

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'