Brace Believers Gifts

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Give Thanks.

"It's for global cooling."

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Will work for dental plan.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

Artificial Intelligence

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

Coffee Hydrant

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

A Tailor and a new customer

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.