Brace Believers Gifts

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Give Thanks.

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"It's for global cooling."

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

Will work for dental plan.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

Artificial Intelligence

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

Coffee Hydrant

A Tailor and a new customer

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

'It's never been irradiated, and it never will be.'