Blessing Believers Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"...it's another metal detector."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

BLESS YOU

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Give Thanks.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Jesus the comedian.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"What luck!"

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Let these catalysts catalyze! Allow this experiment to be expedited. Help these chemicals to coalesce."

Moses knew how to make a good first impression.

"I just had the weirdest dream."

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Allergy season."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Artificial Intelligence