Blessing Believers Gifts

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"...it's another metal detector."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

BLESS YOU

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Give Thanks.

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Jesus the comedian.

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"What luck!"

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

"Let these catalysts catalyze! Allow this experiment to be expedited. Help these chemicals to coalesce."

Moses knew how to make a good first impression.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"I just had the weirdest dream."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Allergy season."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Oh, darn. I've said too much