Playful Believers Gifts

Jesus the comedian.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Excommunicate Me.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Stationary mountain bike.

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

Instant Baptisms

Musical Pirates

"Mom gave us a parking ticket."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

God fishing.