Breeze Believer Gifts

"It's for global cooling."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'By god that man stinks!'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Quick, open the back door!'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Give Thanks.

'Honey, I'm home!'

Ray Charles

Cheese Plaiters.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Heat Wave Podium

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Keep your chin up."

'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

Artificial Intelligence

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

"Good morning Year 7."

Allergy Clinic. Sign on wall says bless you.

A woman dances to music on the radio.

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

"According to Google we should expect 'heavy gusts of wind'."