Sea Breeze Believer Gifts

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Going to Sea.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Not now!"

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Becalmed yachts

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

The art of fishing.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"It's for global cooling."

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

School Trip To The Beach

'We want ocean view accomodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Malcolm knew he was lucky to get a cabin with a sea view but still felt strangely disappointed.

Chaining the Dove of Peace

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Haircuts on the beach under barberpole striped lighthouse.

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"