Sea Breeze Enthusiast Gifts

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Beach Barbecue

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Try me/try me/try me...

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'