Sea Breeze Enthusiast Prints

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"On the bright side, we've got one heck of a saltwater infinity pool."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Beach Barbecue

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Privates Beach"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Turtle Hat

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"