Sea Breeze Enjoyer Prints

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Beach Barbecue

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'