Brew Believers Gifts

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

'It's never been irradiated, and it never will be.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

Cheese Plaiters.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Coffee Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'You've Had Enough.'

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

The Big Bang - Preachers.

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.