Brew Believers Gifts

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

'It's never been irradiated, and it never will be.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Cheese Plaiters.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

Coffee Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'You've Had Enough.'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.