Beer Believer Gifts

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Snowmobull

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."