Brew Believer Gifts

Sermon on the Grounds...

Coffee Hydrant

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"High Priest"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

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"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Cheese Plaiters.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Coffee Pump

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

'You've Had Enough.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."