Brew Believer Gifts

Coffee Hydrant

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"High Priest"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

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'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Cheese Plaiters.

Coffee Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'You've Had Enough.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

The Big Bang - Preachers.

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

'George, you know that I only drink 'near beer' - anybody's beer that's near.'