Brew Worshipper Gifts

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Sermon on the Grounds...

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"High Priest"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Beer versus Wine

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Coffee Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

'You've Had Enough.'

Church Parking

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

Sermon about 20 minutes

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."