Brew Worshipper Pillows

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"High Priest"

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Beer versus Wine

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Coffee Pump

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'You've Had Enough.'

Church Parking

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

5-6 PM: "Discus Brett Kavanaugh over a Brewski" Hour.

Sermon about 20 minutes

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

'This beer and a boat have a lot in common... they're both near water!'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'