Beer Lover Gifts

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men...

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mine Host.

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

Barrister 'at the bar' serving beer

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

"You have to know how to work the machine."

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Sketches by Boz - Coal-Heavers Drinking in Scotland Yard Pub

Railway Signalman

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

'It's your round.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

Drunken singers in a public house

"Pint of Fosters""Hey I was here first!"

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.

"We've licked the slug problem,Stan.No need for a beer trap tonight."

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

Germany Beer

"Golf Myth #307 - Golf Heaven."

'Our relationship is worse than I thought. I say 'tomato,' you say 'keg of beer.''

Ein-Stein

Healthy man next to fat man.

'The drinks cabinet is empty!'

Scientific Reasoning