Braces Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Shark with Braces.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

The Salivation army.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He lost his whistle,'

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

Heavy Traffic.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Bike Wash

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Fruit Bonnet

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Tuba

Bicycle Pie Chart

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Supply was out of harps.