Braces Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Shark with Braces.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Heavy Traffic.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Bike Wash

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Fruit Bonnet

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Tuba

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Supply was out of harps.

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"