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'I'd like you to wear this Medic-Alert bracelet that says don't bother.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Ballet dancer.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Bow

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The Firebird

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

Dancing in a circle

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Sugar Plum Fairy

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Mouse King

Cinderella

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Fruit Bonnet

The Mouse King

Ballet dancer

"I've just been to the ballet... all those girls on their toes... Why don't they employ TALLER ones...?