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"Girls! Stop fighting over the friendship bracelets."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...