Friendship Bracelet Fanatic T-Shirts

"Girls! Stop fighting over the friendship bracelets."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Family with pets.

Super pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

Bird Torture.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"