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Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Newspaper Vendor: 'FEEL ALL about it! FEEL ALL about it!'

1880: Braille becomes faddish with the introduction of a ranch 'flavor-blasted' variety

Blind man says hello in braille.

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

'She's a great writer, really lifts words off the page.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.