Braille T-Shirts

'She's a great writer, really lifts words off the page.'

"Is that a braille book? Yes, and normally I don't like people reading over my shoulder."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Cossack dancers

Odette from Swan Lake

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Ballet dancer.

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Ballet Lovers

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

You're never too old for ballet!

Take a bow!

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Bow

Dancing woman

Treble

The Music Box

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Finesse fishing

Paul and Debbie.

"Commuters"

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.